Max from Lamborghini told us it would be to dangerous to exceed 300mph… We all chose to ignore it
Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear- Season 18 Episode 1

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supermassive-bowties:

Clarkson’s manly V8 smoothie, aka Desperate Shag In A Skip or The Bloody Awful

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topcarts:

I love drawing this guy.

topcarts:

I love drawing this guy.

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sheepwright:

bonus hammond:

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Every time I buckle up in a car

  • Jeremy Clarkson:
    "I am the road warrior."
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the-bloody-awful:

I’m gonna make some pair of trousers

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Top Gear Fails

  • Jeremy:
    Don't hit Hammond.
  • Two seconds later:
    *crunch*
  • Jeremy:
    I've hit Hammond!!