The thing you have to realise about the Anglophenia personality quizzes is they are an inexact science. So inexact, in fact, that if you made a car using the kind of sweeping generalisations in the place of precise measurement that we use here, it would be less a convenient mode of transportation and more a pile of random bits on the floor.
That said, they’re not quite as tangential to reality as a Magic 8 Ball, and the results, while probably not massively useful as part of a therapeutic examination of the human psyche, should at least give you a clue as to why you prefer pulling doughnuts in a supermarket parking lot over spending hours painstakingly gluing a model tank together.
Or it could all be a load of hooey. Fun hooey, but hooey nonetheless. Sadly there’s only one way to find out….
I’m Jeremy Clarkson.
Love.
I’m the Hammster.
Top Gear Personality Quiz:...Fun fact; I actually share birthday with James May (January...
I got Jeremy…
dammit of course I’m Captain Slow
I’m the Jezza!
Richard Hammond! haha I knew it :D
Your result: Congratulations! You are Jeremy Clarkson. You know what you like and you like what you know and that is...
FINALLY SEEING SOME TOP GEAR ON MY DASH! THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY IN OLD, BUSTED-HOTNESS HISTORY.